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Kultur Rants

Dr. Barry: “The Eyes Have It!”

The third most common form of male denial—after erectile dysfunction and dying scalp follicles—is failing eyesight.  (“My arms must be shrinking…”)  Where there’s modern medicine, there’s hope.  Here’s guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal, with his own personal tale of triumph.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. Barry: “The Eyes Have It!”on August 7, 2013June 12, 2020
Body Politicke

Dr. Barry: “Happy Birthday to Us!”

Here’s guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal, ready and willing to celebrate the 237th anniversary of our declared national independence and—fortunately for us—able to clear up a few historical misconceptions about how we got here, and what it’s all about.  Alfie.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. Barry: “Happy Birthday to Us!”on July 4, 2013June 12, 2020
Columny Rants

Dr. Barry: “A Bad Left Turn”

Help me welcome back guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal, fresh off a checklist of personal housekeeping chores that beset folks of our advancing age. Today, he tackles another pressing social issue requiring his sophisticated analytical skills and offhanded wisdom.

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By E.G. Fabricant8 Comments on Dr. Barry: “A Bad Left Turn”on June 27, 2013June 12, 2020
Kultur Reviews

Jeanne Robertson: Dee-lightful

As advertised, G. and I took in Jeanne Robertson’s show at Three Stages Folsom Sunday night. The woman did not disappoint.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Jeanne Robertson: Dee-lightfulon May 21, 2013June 12, 2020
Columny

Dr. Barry: “If I Wasn’t a Pharmacist, I Would Have Been a…”

Today, guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal recounts the story of how the sight of Mickey Spillane’s obituary transported him into a brief, parallel career in another dimension.  (It’s not clear from his account who had to wipe up the drool off the pharmacy counter.)

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By E.G. Fabricant2 Comments on Dr. Barry: “If I Wasn’t a Pharmacist, I Would Have Been a…”on April 30, 2013June 12, 2020
Columny

Dr. Barry: Dollars to “Donut Hole”

Today, guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal takes a break from his usual comedic low road and uses his combined professional and life experiences (i.e., age) to explore and demystify Medicare’s new drug benefits, as amended by the Affordable Care Act.

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By E.G. Fabricant4 Comments on Dr. Barry: Dollars to “Donut Hole”on April 12, 2013June 12, 2020
Columny

Dr. Barry: “I Wish I’D Said That!”

It’s 2013, and guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal has words on his mind. Not just any words, but those that move and inspire us–none of which, he reminds us, seem to have been uttered by any Member of Congress elected in the last 10 years.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. Barry: “I Wish I’D Said That!”on February 7, 2013June 12, 2020
Columny

TARP/SchmARP–They’re All Schlemiels

It’s almost Thanksgiving, but guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal has other turkeys on his mind–the ones who tanked our retirement accounts, forcing us husbands to retire elsewhere on important connubial occasions. He thinks he knows why.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on TARP/SchmARP–They’re All Schlemielson November 19, 2012June 12, 2020
Columny

Dr. B.: “Just One More Flush!”

Here’s guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal, joining us again to wrestle with another great, if overlooked, issue of the day.  (It appears he was overlooking his shorts; crumpled trousers; shoes; and a small bathmat while composing his thoughts. We can only hope he washed his hands.)

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. B.: “Just One More Flush!”on November 12, 2012June 12, 2020
Columny

Dr. B’s “History of Me”

Here’s guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal, with the last installment in his personal “Death Triology,” in which he worries about how his son, Jonathan, will keep his memory alive after he’s gone–until he realizes his salvation has been assured by his personal reluctance to throw anything away.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. B’s “History of Me”on November 5, 2012June 12, 2020

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