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Dr. Barry: “The Internet Ruined my Diet”

Male addiction to Internet porn has gotten a lot of attention lately.  Guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal has—if not invented—discovered a little-known online threat that is just as insidious: virtual gluttony. 

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. Barry: “The Internet Ruined my Diet”on August 13, 2013June 12, 2020
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Dr. Barry: “A Bad Left Turn”

Help me welcome back guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal, fresh off a checklist of personal housekeeping chores that beset folks of our advancing age. Today, he tackles another pressing social issue requiring his sophisticated analytical skills and offhanded wisdom.

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By E.G. Fabricant8 Comments on Dr. Barry: “A Bad Left Turn”on June 27, 2013June 12, 2020
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“Wherever You Are, Be There”

The California Writer’s Club, Sacramento Branch–of which I am a member–recently sponsored a non-fiction essay contest in which entrants were asked to describe, in 750 words or less, “The Most Influential Person in My Life.”

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By E.G. Fabricant10 Comments on “Wherever You Are, Be There”on June 7, 2013June 12, 2020
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Dr. Barry: “If I Wasn’t a Pharmacist, I Would Have Been a…”

Today, guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal recounts the story of how the sight of Mickey Spillane’s obituary transported him into a brief, parallel career in another dimension.  (It’s not clear from his account who had to wipe up the drool off the pharmacy counter.)

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By E.G. Fabricant2 Comments on Dr. Barry: “If I Wasn’t a Pharmacist, I Would Have Been a…”on April 30, 2013June 12, 2020
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Dr. Barry: Dollars to “Donut Hole”

Today, guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal takes a break from his usual comedic low road and uses his combined professional and life experiences (i.e., age) to explore and demystify Medicare’s new drug benefits, as amended by the Affordable Care Act.

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By E.G. Fabricant4 Comments on Dr. Barry: Dollars to “Donut Hole”on April 12, 2013June 12, 2020
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Dr. Barry: “Uncle Milt” & Strange Fruit

You’re going to enjoy the fruits of the journey guest bloggerDr. Barry Pascal undertook after seeing a live performance of Billy Crystal’s 700 Sundays.

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By E.G. Fabricant10 Comments on Dr. Barry: “Uncle Milt” & Strange Fruiton March 19, 2013June 12, 2020
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Dr. Barry: “Behind Every Stupid Man…”

If male stupidity were fossil fuel, guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal theorizes today, we could all drive aircraft carriers with clear consciences. The real head-scratcher is why you females allow us to get away with it, with such regularity.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. Barry: “Behind Every Stupid Man…”on February 15, 2013June 12, 2020
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Dr. Barry: “I Wish I’D Said That!”

It’s 2013, and guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal has words on his mind. Not just any words, but those that move and inspire us–none of which, he reminds us, seem to have been uttered by any Member of Congress elected in the last 10 years.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. Barry: “I Wish I’D Said That!”on February 7, 2013June 12, 2020
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TARP/SchmARP–They’re All Schlemiels

It’s almost Thanksgiving, but guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal has other turkeys on his mind–the ones who tanked our retirement accounts, forcing us husbands to retire elsewhere on important connubial occasions. He thinks he knows why.

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on TARP/SchmARP–They’re All Schlemielson November 19, 2012June 12, 2020
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Dr. B.: “Just One More Flush!”

Here’s guest blogger Dr. Barry Pascal, joining us again to wrestle with another great, if overlooked, issue of the day.  (It appears he was overlooking his shorts; crumpled trousers; shoes; and a small bathmat while composing his thoughts. We can only hope he washed his hands.)

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By E.G. FabricantLeave a Comment on Dr. B.: “Just One More Flush!”on November 12, 2012June 12, 2020

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